Adulthood and Other Myths

Reasons I’m apparently an adult now:

-I just looked up recipes online.

-I purchased sandals because they were comfortable, not because they were cute.

-I only took one sugar in my coffee this morning, instead of my usual three to four.

-I responded to all emails I received today promptly and without emoticons and/or an abundance of smiley faces.

Reasons I’m definitely not an adult now:

-…The only recipe I saved was for Kool-Aid play-dough.

-My iPhone case has cat ears on it.

-I added rhinestones for my beadazzler to my eBay watch list.

-I listened to the Muppet Movie soundtrack on my way to an appointment…on repeat.

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